I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

adrianna

xviii

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don’t catch

ottomantwerks:

these hands

joner:

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

gnarlsmeowley:

tumbylr:

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video


valeris-media:

“Isotonic Jacuzzi Process” serie by VALERIS

with sound : https://instagram.com/p/3bG8_5jwpf

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary